The following caption was sent to me via email. It seems the Cowboys horrific season is among the most joked about topics of the new year. I warn you Cowboys fans….It is pretty bad.
Dallas, TX, January 6, 2009
A seven year old boy was at the center of a county courtroom
drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who
should have custody of him. The boy had a history of being
beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody
to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation
requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest
degree possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt
beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to
live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with
his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat
him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family
and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of
life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of
allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with
the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary
custody to the Dallas Cowboys, whom the boy firmly believes
are not capable of beating anyone.
Sorry if I offended anyone by posting this….but it remains true if this team doesn’t turn some things around!
Oh that’s Gold Jerry!